Scatmario with a Review on Mario Kart Wii! And, as you all know, you can use a wheel-like thing. And the plot: Princess Peach is holding her yearly race tournament, and there's a twist. Motorcycles are allowed! After the news, Everyone joined, like vets Mario, Luigi, Peach, Wario, Waluigi, and Bowser.
Even some newcomers, like Funky Kong, Bowser Jr. , Toadette(sorry if I misspelled), and Grandpa Bowser's Skeleton!

Its all krazy and fast and fun! Now for fan mail!

Dear Scatmario64

I just bought Mario Kart Wii, but there's only 1 Wheel-like thingy in the big box whatchamacallit, and I'm having a party soon. please tell me I can buy a Wheel thing, without buying a Mario Kart Wii Game!

From, Biggest Party In Alaska

Of course you can buy a separate wheel whatchamacallit! Ain't Nintendo nice? so here's the score for Mario Kart Wii

Graphics= 9/10
Easiness= 7/10
Fun= 10/10
unique= 9/10

overall score= 8/10

Hey. Scatmario again for another game review. And it's on a Sonic game! Surprising, huh? Anyway, in sonic riders, Sonic and his crew are walking at night in the big city (idiots) then there were 3 bank robbers on skateboards, and Sonic finds a skateboard and chases them. The fat guy slips and falls on his face and Tails looks at the board,and then they get away. Then a ad for Eggman's skateboard race tournament comes up, and then Sonic and his friends join the tournament. Then Tails says, in a gay voice, " The robbers are the Babylon Rouges and they will eat you!"

SO THAT'S WHY SONIC GAMES HAVE NO PLOT. THEY JUST HAVE SONIC AND CO. BEATING UP A NERD.
By the way, 2 words........TOO FAST!!! So it shall be a 2/5

scatmario64

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Sup. Scatmario here for another game review. On jackass...............................
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.Boo. in Jackass, the director breaks his balls and you have to be the new director. You play a bunch of stunts, and if you complete ALL of story mode, you get Bam Margara!!!
and here he is!!!

Me and my aunt are gonna beat Tabuu in Brawl!!! It will be my aunt Lynn's 1st time , but my 2nd.
But 1st time she fought him, she got annihilated. Now she's scared and making a bunch of excuses.
But she will fight Tabuu soon! (And lose even worser than before)

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What the hell? That was extremely random. Moro random than Blockhead(omg ultra random!!!)First of all, Edge is supposed to be in hell. Plus, wwe.com said that Vickie invited him.Remember, Edge cheated on Vickie! Why would Vickie invited her ex back? But most of all, wwe.com also said Jeff Hardy was conveniently injured. WTF!!!
But I know the perfect man to save the day and it's this man right here!

Yo! Scatmario64 here! With another video game review! This time its a game I don't think many people know about called Donkey Kong Barrel Blast! It sorta like Mario Kart Wii (Which I'll review soon) exept you treat the Wiimote and Nunkhuk like bongos. Time for fan mail! It's from donkey mule in the amozon

Scatmario, can you use the bongo controlers from
Donkey Kong Jungle Beat?

Good question! Sadly, no. I guess Nintendo was to lazy to make it bongo compatible.
I guess I'll give it 4/5 because it not bongo compatible. now here's a random Hulk Hogan pic

scatmario64

Howdy! Scatmario64 here! Now I'm reviewing regular video games! Anyway, I'm reviewing SSBB! By the way, I have every Smash Bros. I'm awesome, huh? Back to the show. The main idea is the Ancient Minister spreads his purple poop and nukes around and the Smash bros. crew has to stop them.When you beat Ancient minister, you get R.O.B.Then you enter Subspace and see who controls Master Hand, who is tabuu. and not even Ganondorf or Master Hand's combined efforts could defeat him, but I did and unlocked SONIC!!!(even though he sucks)
so brawl gets 1,000,000/10
Buah-bye!

scatmario64

Yep. Another Online game review just a day after the first. This is cause I'm bored. Now I'm gonna review Sims 2 Deluxe! I know everyone exept rocks know what
Sims is. Plus I have the University add-on so somethings might not be from the original Sim 2 Deluxe.
But I had Sims for 3 or 4 months. Anyway, I'm giving it 11/10. So, yep. That's it, bye

scatmario64

hi newgrounds! this is somethin' new i'm trying called "scatmario's online game review!!!!!!"and the first game i'm sugesting is called roblox. its sorta like a lego game and u can drive,battle and much,much more! plus...........IT'S FREE!!!!!!!!!!! so yeah roblox is pretty awesome and im giving it a 4/5
so that it for this edition of "scatmario's online game review!!!!!!!!!!" bye

scatmario64