Welcome to Scatmario's Video Game Review! Today I shall review a XBOX 360 game! And it's called Saints Row 2! Ok, you're playing as................WHOEVER YOU WANT!!! Yes you can create your player!!! Then, after you create your player, a guy named Carlos (He's very important later) wakes you up from your coma, and asks you to help get out of the jail hospital you're in. Then you choose to either barge though the jail and skip the tutorial, or sneak though the roof and do the tutorial. I recommended skipping the tutorial because the game is easy to find out and because there's a lot more guns to help you, including a automatic rifle! After you get out of jail, you gotta save your good friend, Johnny Gat, from court for 2000 murders!!!!!!!! Then, after that you gotta beat up hobos and take their home. Mean, aren't they? Then you gotta get your gang, The 3rd Street Saints together, with lieutenants Pierce, a black guy that will mostly play classical music when you're in the car with him, Shaundi, a slutty whore, and good ol Carlos. This game is funny and awesome, and plus, you can beat up Grandmas! This game is also has sad moments though...but then it's funny again!!! But don't worry, this game also gets sorta challenging too. One of the coolest parts is when you get Legal Lee. At first, I thought he only makes two appearances in the game, one in the courtroom where you're saving Gat and two when you start the FUZZ missions for the first time. And when I got him as a homie I thought he just gets rid of the wanted level, but no. What he does is he comes out of nowhere in a ambulance (maybe runs of over a few people) and starts shooting the people you're fighting with. Sometime he might take a long time and when he get there he says something like "Sorry, just had a long case at court," of something. This game is pure awesomeness, so here's the score:

Graphics: 8/10
Fun: 10/10
Easiness: 7/10
Controls 10/10

Overall:9/10
Verdict: Must buy it!!!

God, I don't wanna do this. I really don't wanna do this. But, I won't be spending much time on Newgrounds now so here's a review

So, yeah, Smackdown Vs. RAW is the best wrestling game series in the world right now, and when I saw the trailer for it, I was pumped. Then I got it and guess what? It sucked gorilla balls!!! It took out most of my favorite stuff! No Elimination Chamber, no General Manager mode, no create-a-title, and even no downloadable content, like it said there would be!!! Instead you got choppy animations, ultra slow-mo finishers, and very crappy entrances Even the graphics can't make up for it! It's worse than Smackdown: Shut Your Mouth! (the second Smackdown game on the PS2) So here's the score

Graphics: 6/10
Fun: 1/10
Easiness: 4/10
Controls: 2/10
Overall: 3/10

I'm planning to bury it, I hated that game so much!
Oh well, good bye, amigos!

This is the best game ever. This is better than toast, and i love my toast. World of Warcraft FTW!

Now I'm gonna review World of Warcraft, the best game in 2007 or 2006, I don't know. It's hard to tell you need to, because's there a whole lot of smaller plots, but all I can tell you is.........kill whatever you see. the graphics are good, the fighting is good, the gameplay is good, everything is good! There's is no complaints about this awesome game. It also has exapansions, not as many as Sims, but better than Sims. Exapansions for Sims give you new clothes, new places, and new items, but WoW exapansions give you new weapons and gear, new characters to play as, the Death Knight, new places to explore, and much, much more!

Anyways, i'm giving this game 45 out of 5 stars

good bye!

PS. 95% of teens would cry if the Jonas Brothers would try to jump off a skyscraper. Copy and paste if you're one of the 5% that would say "Jump assholes!"

I'm back! Since none of you guys voted, the winner by default is................................REDS TEEL!!!!!!!!!
Now here's a video game review!

Hello! Im reviewing one of the best GTA games ever! Its awesomeness is so awesome, I played it for 5 hours! (thats not much, but I had a bunch of stuff to do) Now, your playing as CJ, who just came back to San Andreas, cuz his mom died. Then meets some dumb cops, and blame CJ for the murder. And to make matters worse, their street, Grove Street, is now no longer on top. So CJ has to fix all of the crap going on.(like all of the GTA games)

The improvements from Vice City:
Swimming
Gangstas!!!!!!!!
hotter chicks
awesome fire

The accident they made:
The Gangstas shoot you all the time

results:
Graphics: 9/10
Fun: 10/10
Easiness: 7/10
Controls: 9/10
Overall: 9/10

Here I am! Sorry, but tonight, I'm not gonna review a game, or make a awesome rant. But I'm gonna tell YOU about a honor so great, that I shall host! It is The Review of The Year Award!!!!!! You shall vote for which of my reviews was the best. Your Nominees are: RedSteel, Mario Kart Wii, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, and Roblox. Please Vote! Voting will probably end between Jan. 10 and Feb. 20. Again I ask PLEASE VOTE!!!!! Thank you.

Sorry, no funny photo. {:-(

ps. you can find the nominees by going up and pressing the news button thing.
or you can vote which game is coolest

Wha sup! Scatmario's back for another game review! Now I'm reviewing a game that is so awesome, I'm playing it right now! It's called RedSteel. This game is for gangsters, cops, ninjas, Japanese guys, waiters, masseuses (people that massage) , and even anime nerds! In this game, you have to save your fiance, Miyu, from a old perverted Japanese guy, and his minions. (just like Super Mario Bros. games) The graphics are awesome, the guns are awesome, the sword fights are awesome, the explosions look awesome, and the Miyu chick looks HOT!!! here's the results

graphics: 10/10
easiness: 8/10
fun: 10/10
unique: 9/10
Total score: 9/10 Huh?
I Mean: 10/10!

P.S. Christmas is coming up, so that means
more games,
more reviews,
more happiness!

P.S.S. Look at cop in pic from Redsteel! bye!

HOLY JESUS!!! It rained like Hell. If Hell had water, it would be like San Diego, California today. For some dumb reason, I made a song about it!

Deck the Halls with lots of rain!
Fa-La-La-LaLa-La-La!
'Tis the season to be wet!
Fa-La-La-LaLa-La-La!
Join me now our day of wetness!
FaLa-FaLa-La-La-La!
Somthing,somthing,somthing wet!
Fa-La-La-LaLa-La-La!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woot!

WATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!

Scatmario with a Review on Mario Kart Wii! And, as you all know, you can use a wheel-like thing. And the plot: Princess Peach is holding her yearly race tournament, and there's a twist. Motorcycles are allowed! After the news, Everyone joined, like vets Mario, Luigi, Peach, Wario, Waluigi, and Bowser.
Even some newcomers, like Funky Kong, Bowser Jr. , Toadette(sorry if I misspelled), and Grandpa Bowser's Skeleton!

Its all krazy and fast and fun! Now for fan mail!

Dear Scatmario64

I just bought Mario Kart Wii, but there's only 1 Wheel-like thingy in the big box whatchamacallit, and I'm having a party soon. please tell me I can buy a Wheel thing, without buying a Mario Kart Wii Game!

From, Biggest Party In Alaska

Of course you can buy a separate wheel whatchamacallit! Ain't Nintendo nice? so here's the score for Mario Kart Wii

Graphics= 9/10
Easiness= 7/10
Fun= 10/10
unique= 9/10

overall score= 8/10

Hey. Scatmario again for another game review. And it's on a Sonic game! Surprising, huh? Anyway, in sonic riders, Sonic and his crew are walking at night in the big city (idiots) then there were 3 bank robbers on skateboards, and Sonic finds a skateboard and chases them. The fat guy slips and falls on his face and Tails looks at the board,and then they get away. Then a ad for Eggman's skateboard race tournament comes up, and then Sonic and his friends join the tournament. Then Tails says, in a gay voice, " The robbers are the Babylon Rouges and they will eat you!"

SO THAT'S WHY SONIC GAMES HAVE NO PLOT. THEY JUST HAVE SONIC AND CO. BEATING UP A NERD.
By the way, 2 words........TOO FAST!!! So it shall be a 2/5

scatmario64